Mr Karl Marx, hiermit werden sie dazu aufgefordert, ihr System zu verteidigen! Ich überlasse ihnen den Anfang.
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Ludwig van Mises
Guten Tag, Marx, nice to meet ya My name’s Ludwig: call me “Teacher.” The master of markets, the Austrian boss You don’t like profits? Well let’s talk LOSS!
The problem with your plan is NOBODY wins — Except Stalin, Pol Pot, Ho Chi Minh Lenin, Mugabe — remember Berlin? They built a wall to keep THEIR people IN!
Your theories have a rotten foundation Built on control, not cooperation Centralized power completely corrupts — Real people suffer, violence erupts Your system depends on the very same people You decry as greedy, bourgeois and evil If we’re not fit to run our own lives Why would you expect our votes to be wise?
If you really want to help people rise up Unleash the free market: lift their lives up! It was capitalism, not a socialist plan Saved billions in India, China, Japan
Everyone has a unique purpose and plan No one solution can serve the whole land Each individual has their own voice The heart of my theory is freedom and choice
Karl Marx
Free Marketeers love to play this game: Mao kills millions, Marx gets blamed It’s deceptive, dishonest, plain unfair Did I drive the tanks at Tiananmen Square?! Man, I’m a humanist! You can check my receipts! But you gotta break eggs if you wanna eat Don’t like violence? Admit defeat! Then I’ll call this revolution complete
Till then? Let’s get a few things straight: I’m not shaping the future, I’m embracing our fate My utopian forebears weren’t that specific But this analysis is highly scientific
Every social system has governing laws Capitalism? DOOMED, because The system generated its own fatal flaws By uniting workers in a common cause
Thanks to you, we have all the wealth we need To seize control, and eradicate greed The people are rejecting your bourgeois lies — REAL Marxism has never been tried
Equality is the core of my creed — From this one’s ability, to that one’s need Our healthcare, finance, and industry Let’s collectivize, and set ourselves FREE!
Ludwig van Mises
Your standard refrain: “Oh that’s not the real thing” The most common verse all your followers sing The closer we get to your ideal system The further we go down the road to serfdom!
The empirical record can’t be denied Your ideas don’t work… but they just won’t die! ATTENTION: this is not breaking news Jevons and Menger lit that fuse
Now here comes the bomb via Von Bohm-Bawerk He blew up your system, exposed the core quirk The heart of your theory is exploitation Of surplus value — that’s a bogus equation!
You can’t explain value by measuring the cost Of labor. That theory of value has lost favor! Value is subjective by every measure: One man’s trash is another man’s treasure
There’s no exploitation if two people arrange Voluntary exchange, man, that’s not deranged! That bourgeois transaction you diss with a scoff Creates benefit for both so we’re both better off
Here’s the real problem, the crucial equation: Without private markets, there’s no calculation To coordinate courses, allocate resources Incentivize choices — because it lacks prices
What crops should I grow? Where should this factory go? How should I pick a J.O.(B)? How would your planners ever know!? Your “theory” is a bundle of confusion… Socialism got crushed by the marginal revolution!
Karl Marx
We’re all better off?! Are you kidding me, Mises?! My immiseration thesis tears you to pieces Your economy grows but not our wages You call that progress? I think it’s outrageous
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Ludwig van Mises
In 1820 everyone was poor Until capitalism kicked down the door Real wage growth, not stagnation Saved 80% of the world from starvation
Karl Marx
You kicked down the door, but you locked us out That’s what your “free market” is all about Here’s what you do: on your next shopping spree Pick up this book by my boy Tommy P
Ludwig van Mises
The pie can get bigger, it’s not zero-sum Free markets have lifted the lowest incomes! If you really want to help out the poorest nations Encourage peace, trade and immigration!
Karl Marx
The earth is boiling and your solution Is more production, more pollution?! More cheap trinkets in bigger malls More fossil fuels, more aerosols?!
For a problem this big we need total control — A green new deal to save the north pole We can’t gamble the future on anarchy Greed’s not a plan, it’s insanity!
Ludwig van Mises
Your story’s bombastic, your rhetoric’s strong There’s only one problem: your theory is wrong! The wealthiest countries do the most to conserve Haven’t you heard of the Kuznets curve?
Only wealthy societies can afford to go green If you want a better world: see the unseen Even carbon will bend to creative destruction With entrepreneurship in the means of production
Karl Marx
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again The long march of history will come to an end Hegel was close, but too a priori Watch me break down my dialectical story
Proletariat, bourgeoisie Them versus us, you versus me Slave, master, lord and serf New class battles, same old turf
We have what we need to throw the chains off us Organize the economy like the post office The state takes over, but that’s not the whole plan Watch it whither away and leave socialist man!
Our goal is true fairness, outcomes that are equal Capitalism? OVER. Here’s a socialist sequel: Revolution’s coming, prepare for the fight Workers of the world, unite!
Ludwig van Mises
Nothing is determined, You’re so fatalistic! A grand theory of history?! Be realistic! Your failed predictions? A distraction! Here’s some questions that guide human action:
Where are we going, what’s the right course? What will motivate us? Incentives or force? Here’s what you miss from commanding heights: Each person’s gifts and individual rights
Across every continent, culture and creed People have flourished ONLY when freed To find passion, profit, charity and love Through the shake of a hand, not a boot from above
Socialism’s record isn’t hard to parse First it was tragedy, now it’s a farce Let’s unite people from every nation In peace, exchange and cooperation
Kleeblatt ✨
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Nothing is determined, You’re so fatalistic! A grand theory of history?! Be realistic! Your failed predictions? A distraction! Here’s some questions that guide human action:
Where are we going, what’s the right course? What will motivate us? Incentives or force? Here’s what you miss from commanding heights: Each person’s gifts and individual rights
Across every continent, culture and creed People have flourished ONLY when freed To find passion, profit, charity and love Through the shake of a hand, not a boot from above
Socialism’s record isn’t hard to parse First it was tragedy, now it’s a farce Let’s unite people from every nation In peace, exchange and cooperation
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Sheldyndrom #Nevermind ♜
The earth is boiling and your solution Is more production, more pollution?! More cheap trinkets in bigger malls More fossil fuels, more aerosols?!
For a problem this big we need total control — A green new deal to save the north pole We can’t gamble the future on anarchy Greed’s not a plan, it’s insanity!
DaNkE! *Schnieft* Danke...
Karl Marx
Workers of the world — ASSEMBLE! It’s time for the ruling classes to tremble I’m the people’s hero, the MVP: M – A – R – X! Yeah, you know me!
Let’s go back to when men were free We hunted and gathered communally But get ready, ’cause here comes the twist A villain appears, called a “capitalist”
He puts the proletariat — that’s US — in chains Exploits our labor, and pockets the gains Through slick ads he trick lads and ladies in kind Selling fake needs he poisons our hearts and minds
He rots our soul through alienation Pursuing limitless accumulation He works us into an early grave Through debt, steals back the money we save
Greed is the gospel! Profit? GOD The rich get richer through graft and fraud The poor get poorer, but YOU don’t care Doesn’t that sound laissez unfair?
200 years I’ve been singing this song Now my chorus is 99% strong The revolution’s here. It’s time to repent Your moment is over — your capital’s SPENT!